Curse

yum · Mar 31, 2008, 03:48 AM // 03:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Miken

That would own on a Prot Monk who runs Frenzied Defence! >.>

(just imagine 250 damage Rodgorts per Ele... talk about clean spike.)

2 ppl:

1 run Frenzy
1 run Shadow walk

=> Boom

if only stances would stack

Add: and stance can stack phrase to the weapon mayb

tipiak · Mar 31, 2008, 01:30 PM // 13:30

The Mighty Combo of Hax :

The Meat Grinder (looks like a giant butcher's knife)
28-74 (R9 strength)
chaos damage
damage +20%^30%
double adrenaline on hit
critical hit (50% chance)
critical hit causes bleeding on foe
armor +15 when in stance
knocks down foes in the area when using a shout
shout duration +33%
one handed

The Butcher Defense (looks like the terror shield)
armor +20 (R9 strength)
health +45
energy +5
33% chances to block all attacks
causes weakness when blocking an attack
you cannot be knocked down

Special Item : The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Blows off every foe on your radar into tiny pieces
Kills every ally under Ursan Blessing
Ally killed by this item cannot be resurrected

reanimatorX · Mar 31, 2008, 01:51 PM // 13:51

the Nerf Bat.

give it the skin of the ugly stick.

Balan Makki · Mar 31, 2008, 02:26 PM // 14:26

Random, Max stat Headgear.

Kay84 · Mar 31, 2008, 03:02 PM // 15:02

I'd drop this

http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/User:So...The_Nerf_Stick

Sleeper Service · Mar 31, 2008, 03:12 PM // 15:12

the ban hammer.

and if anyone was unfortunate enough to kill me it would drop and crush them.

carnage-runner · Mar 31, 2008, 03:20 PM // 15:20

The Smite Stick... Think of "god" and his smiting down of people. Yea somethin like a giant wand that had 99999-999999 damage. Shot lightning bolts. Killed all nearby, adjacent enemies. Yea. BOOM!

carnage-runner · Mar 31, 2008, 03:20 PM // 15:20

The Smite Stick... Think of "god" and his smiting down of people. Yea somethin like a giant wand that had 99999-999999 damage. Shot lightning bolts. Killed all nearby, adjacent enemies. Yea. BOOM!

Alleji · Mar 31, 2008, 03:24 PM // 15:24

Since we're all making imba items with abilities that aren't in the game, here's mine:

Blood Spike (offhand)
Req 14 Blood Magic
Energy +12
Your Vampiric Gaze skill steals additional 200 life (+15% vs noobs).

Brian Fellow · Mar 31, 2008, 03:24 PM // 15:24

The Safari Hat (shield) Armor 16 (req 9 beast mastery)
Armor +50 vs. non-humans
Dazed duration increased on user by 20%
Blind duration decreased by 20%
Chance of being Dazed 20% for 5 seconds

stretchs · Mar 31, 2008, 03:44 PM // 15:44

Stretch's Edge
It would be 2x as tall as Jora with a Gothic Sword's Skin.
15-22
+15% Damage -5e
Furious
Fortitude

Ouchie · Mar 31, 2008, 03:46 PM // 15:46

I would drop

Little Black Bag

Holds all additional armor in your inventory for this character

JR · Mar 31, 2008, 03:49 PM // 15:49

Jeahr's Daggers.

A Leprechaun · Mar 31, 2008, 04:20 PM // 16:20

Pot'O'Gold
Offhand
+100 gold every time you hit a foe.

Sword of the Black Knight
Slashing damage 15-22 (req 16 swordsmanship)
Ignore Deep wound condition.
Automatically uses the skill "None Shall Pass!" whenever you hit a foe. (even if its not on your bar)
Automatically uses the skill "Its just a Flesh wound!" whenever you take damage while below 50% health. (even if its not on your bar)

~A Leprechaun~

Shiney · Mar 31, 2008, 05:15 PM // 17:15

If I was a boss, I'd drop something dumb like:

Shiney's Ears
Offhand
Req nothing
-Armor +5 Energy -5
-Armor -5 +15% attack damage
-Energy -5 +15% attack damage
-Energy +10 -30% attack damage

Seriously, I don't want people coming round to kill me every five minutes.

Zamochit · Mar 31, 2008, 05:54 PM // 17:54

Truth's Annebriation

Req 9 Divine Favour
+12 Energy
Halves Skill Recharge 10%
Enchants last 10% longer

Has the appearance of a bottle of Canthan Rice wine.
Whilst wielding, you will be under the effects of level 5 drunkeness, this does not add towards the drunkard title; the effects are not visible in towns or outposts.

HuntMaster Avatar · Mar 31, 2008, 06:05 PM // 18:05

If I was a boss, what Green would I drop?

BloodThirster BattleAxe
R7 axe mastery
25-60 damage
+500 hit points
+20 armor
*Immune to bleeding
*LifeDrinker" for every 1 damage caused by bloodthirster, restore 1 hp to the wielder"

Ultima's Arm Radiant Shield
armor 20
+50 armor
Immunity to conditions
Immunity to Hexes
+500 HP
+100 Energy
Can not be knocked down
HP regeneration 10 per second
Energy regeneration 5 per second
*Bash bonus- While equiped Bash gains +1000 dmg bonus.

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Leprechaun

Pot'O'Gold
Offhand
+1 platinum every time you hit a foe.

~A Leprechaun~

Fixed and loving it.

* I only wish weapons in guildwars had as much power as ele spells.

Twonaiver · Mar 31, 2008, 06:15 PM // 18:15

Twonaiver´s 44 Magnum
Req 16 Marksmanship
100-500 Piercing Damage
Damage +100 (While Health Above 50%)
Morale Boost 10% While Equiped
Armor Penetration 100% (with Teflon Rounds)
56gp

Sir Pandra Pierva · Mar 31, 2008, 07:43 PM // 19:43

if i were a boss i would drop.

the Nuke.

blows up everyone in the area you get no points for vanquishing. and you fail any mission its used in. and all your titles go away

Aba · Mar 31, 2008, 09:04 PM // 21:04

hahah great thread....
Mine would be

scythe of the nublet
its for monks that use echo,mending and run around with a scythe